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[Honkai: Star Rail] eat me in the space within my heart

2026-05-04T07:25:55Z

Title: eat me in the space within my heart
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Honkai: Star Rail
Characters: Caelus/Dan Heng
Summary: He replays the taste repeatedly in his head as he stumbles to the party car, that ache in his teeth getting worse.

Lotus, salt, and blood.
Warning(s): Eating metaphors, Caelus has the desire to consume flesh and fantasizes about it but does not do it

( to settle in your ribs is the most romantic place i could think to be )

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[Honkai: Star Rail] Dignity

2026-05-03T03:15:34Z

Title: dignity
Rating: G
Fandom: Honkai Star Rail
Characters: Argenti/Dr. Ratio
Summary: Ratio has witnessed the death of a star.
Warning(s): None

Ratio has witnessed the death of a star.

It had been once, in passing. Someone in the IPC handed him a ticket to an event touting that it was a once in a lifetime chance. For the up and coming doctor this is a gift to thank him for all that he had done. Veritas was young. He was stupid. He was still filled with longing for acknowledgement and so took that ticket offered to him. He went on a ship, IPC made, and stood in an observation station where people gathered dolled up to the nines. The timing of the star's death had been calculated to the millisecond. It was studied over and over again to reassure that it was safe. No supernova, no black hole—it was safe, like all IPC hosted events are.

Someone laughed loudly. It was followed by the clinking of glass and the rattle of ice. Veritas stood by the observation window and watched as that swirling red mass of helium, hydrogen and cosmic debris trembled under the weight of its final moments. Someone had approached him to talk about something. Veritas had dismissed them. Another person bragged about the credits they made on some backwater planet, someone called them a crook with an amused tone. A waiter stopped to ask if he wanted another drink. Veritas kept staring at that star. He thought of the spectacle of it all.

The star's mass swirled, endless, hypnotizing, its surface broiling with heat, with desperation. Foolishly, Veritas thought that it still wanted to live. He thought that it still wanted to shine. A light in the darkness of space. A beacon of hope.

Veritas blinked.

The star collapsed, quiet but loud.

A brilliant flare of cosmic light, painting the cosmos with reds and blues and purples, its core pulsing with its last gasps of life. No one around him bothered to look. They clapped, polite, but their conversation went back to normal. How shameful, how…undignified. A star's death made commercial spectacle. A farce, a show, a simple way to make money.

And, perhaps, that is what he thinks now as he sits next to Argenti. Their hands are tightly clasped, Argenti's grip firm despite his shaking. A knight's quiet crumbling of faith, collapsing as mundanely as that star. Undignified, quiet but loud, with Veritas there to witness.

"…Idrila is not dead," Veritas says.

"Such soothing platitudes are unbecoming of you," Argenti replies. "But this awkward kindness is what makes you—"

"Do not force yourself to speak. Mourn if you must, for nothing good will come from you keeping it bottled up."

Argenti gently squeezes Veritas' hand.

Veritas feels the weight of years of searching in that one simple action. He feels the weight of chivalry, of simple lies told in the darkness of space for paltry comfort.

"I…will keep looking." Argenti whispers. "Even when all seems lost, I will keep looking."

Veritas thinks of the death of that star.

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[Final Fantasy XIV] gossip

2026-02-02T08:55:59Z

Title: gossip
Rating: E for everyone
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
Characters: Dancing Green, Deep Blue, Honey B. Lovely
Summary:

“The Tyrant?” Deep Blue practically purrs. “What does our Grand Champion have to do with you and a date?”

“N-nothing! Hey, Deep Blue, about that earlier advice maybe I could hook you up with someone else?”
or; Dancing Green gets approached for dating advice. Dating advice turns to gossip. He may have made a mistake somewhere.

Warning(s): Pre-Raid series so no mention of the WoL

( we bully dancing green as a treat )

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[Honkai: Star Rail] Affection

2025-12-14T09:23:23Z

Title: affection
Rating: G
Fandom: Honkai Star Rail
Character(s): Caelus/Dan Heng, March 7th, Bailu
Summary:

"I…I'm sorry," Dan Heng says. There's a flush to his cheeks. "Bailu said to focus on that power and…well…perhaps because I am so close to where I was originally from…"

"Can you crush me?" Caelus blurts out.

or;
Leftover remnants of the divinity given to them by Amphoreus makes Dan Heng ill and needy. Caelus stays with him and helps him through it every step of the way.

Warning(s): Post-Amphoreus, Hurt/Comfort

( i want dan heng to crush me too tbh )

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[Honkai: Star Rail] led with your hands tied

2024-04-04T18:57:08Z

Title: led with your hands tied
Rating: T
Fandom: Honkai Star Rail
Character(s): Gallagher, Sunday
Summary:
“Master Sunday will not be pleased with your performance, hound.”

“Let him be angry. Still got the job done.”

or;
Gallagher decides to play with fire on the next mission given to him by the Family. He gets burned, literally.
Warning(s): depictions of violence, cigarette burns, predator/prey metaphors (slight)

( even a seemingly docile dog will eventually bite back when provoked )

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[Honkai: Star Rail] Simulated You

2024-02-15T04:17:04Z

Title: Simulated You
Rating: G
Fandom: Honkai Star Rail
Character(s): Caelus, Dan Heng, March 7th, Herta
Summary: A bug in the Simulated Universe causes Caelus to leave with a copy of Dan Heng’s Imbibitor Lunae form. A very clingy Imbibitor Lunae. The only way to solve the problem is by either letting it run its course or…to fulfill Caelus’ desire. Too bad Caelus is pretty sure Dan Heng doesn’t like him like that.
Warning(s): None

( sometimes it's just you, your boyfriend, and your boyfriend's dragon form )

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[Genshin Impact] Even More Living Weapon AU

2024-01-09T14:33:15Z

Title: Gongzi in Inazuma ft semi-deep discussions
Rating: G
Fandom: Genshin Impact
Characters: Tartaglia, Kazuha
Summary: Gongzi uses Zhongli's new retirement to go visit his fellow weapons in Teyvat. He goes to Inazuma to visit Kazuha, where they discuss recent changes, a bit of Kazuha's struggles, and this weird peace time they are slowly easing into.
Warning(s): None

Inazuma is not as Gongzi remembers it.

Of course, last time he was here, there were important figures still alive and kicking. He remembers Tomo’s raucous laughter mixing with Makoto’s gentle giggles, he remembers the taste of ozone and the smell of sakura. More importantly, he remembers the land thriving. This was, of course, before Celestia had called upon the archons. This was before the darkness invaded and tore at Inazuma bit by bit until very little remained.

Now, there is only Ei.

Now, there is only Kazuha.

“I was not expecting you to come and visit so suddenly, Gongzi,” Kazuha says. The two are sitting in one of the imperial gardens, servants and guards bustling about. “Did Morax come and join you?”

“No, he’s too busy with work right now.” Gongzi tries not to sound like a petulant child but with the way Kazuha laughs, it seems he’s failed. Though, Gongzi had decided from the beginning to not drag Zhongli with him. The man has been busy with work now that he is enjoying his retirement. Miss Hu is an almost brutal taskmaster and Gongzi’s master is almost always following her to clean up any mess she’s made in her attempts to advertise the funeral parlor. “But it’s good for him,” Gongzi adds. “He’s no longer as…sad.”

“Mmm, that’s good.”

Though Gongzi couldn’t really call the Zhongli before his intricate plan “sad.” He thinks “tired” is the more appropriate term. But he’s already said his piece and it’s too late to take those words back.

“How are you holding up?” Gongzi asks. “You’ve been stuck here for so long with Ei.”

Kazuha’s smile turns wistful. Gongzi hopes he has not overstepped his boundaries.

“I…have been used to cut down many of Ei’s enemies,” Kazuha says, slowly. “But I have always rejected the Raiden Shogun’s attempts to use me. It is only Ei, and it has always only been Ei. But to keep running away, to keep fighting back against Ei’s beliefs, it hurt part of me.”

Gongzi understands. He thinks of Morax during the war, he thinks of Morax after Guizhong’s death, and he thinks of Zhongli now. He’s been there every step of the way, helping Morax clear a path through his enemies. Any dirty job Celestia asked of the Geo Archon, Gongzi was always there. If Morax had suddenly changed and Gongzi was forced to go against him for Liyue’s greater good, he would do it, but a part of him would ache every time.

He understands.

“We both dealt with loss in different ways,” Kazuha continues. “To lose Tomo, my partner blade, and to lose Makoto, it was almost too much to bear. But I had to be strong for their last wishes, for the peace that we wanted Inazuma to see.”

And Ei kept losing more and more and more.

“Inazuma is filled with wonderful people now. Ei has not only me, but Yae, and I think she’s starting to see that again.”

“You still sound sad,” Gongzi says.

Kazuha’s laugh is a little bitter, “I just wish that we did not have to drag the Traveler into our problems.”

“...I agree.”

But they, as weapons, know they cannot defy fate. Gongzi picks up his teacup and takes a sip. The green tea in it has long since gone cold but he doesn’t bring himself to care. “Ah, right, Jean’s coming to visit as well,” Gongzi says. “Along with Barbara. I think Barbatos finally managed to convince her to take a break.”

“How wondrous. To have us weapons gathered again should call for a celebration.”

“Or at least a good place to eat.”

Teyvat is changing and Inazuma is just a small sliver of that change. So is Liyue and so is Mondstadt. Gongzi wonders if they, as the living weapons of the Archons, can keep up with this change. This era of peace they are slowly being eased into is strange, and he’s still not adjusted.

“I miss it, too,” Kazuha suddenly says. “The battlefield still calls my name.”

“But will you listen to it?”

“Do you?”

“No.”

After all, this world does not need archons and their weapons anymore.

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[Genshin Impact] Living Weapon AU

2023-07-31T19:08:38Z

Title: Tartali Living Weapon AU Drabble

Rating: G

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Characters: Tartaglia, Zhongli

Summary: Retirement is boring, but Gongzi will still be loyal to his archon (and pamper him)

Warning(s): None

The kids of the harbor love him.

They tug at his clothes and urge him to come play, telling him of their day and what they did and what they want to do. He carries one on his hip, he holds the hand of another, and at the end of the day when he’s escorting them back to their parents there is the inevitable. A young maiden, her cheeks peach blossom pink, stands before him with her hands clasped. Her hair is meticulously done, her clothes freshly pressed, and the gentle tones of perfume waft off of her.

“Gongzi,” she says, voice a soft stutter, “I would like to ask if you are free tonight?”

She doesn’t smell like the rust and ichor of the battlefield.

She does not smell like the ancient gingko of the Karst.

He keeps his smile pleasant, “I’m sorry. I’ve already made plans with a dear friend of mine.”

She flusters.

“I-I see. Forgive my forwardness, then. Farewell.”

And she flees, just like all the ones before her. Gongzi sighs, resting his hands on his hips and leaning back. “I know you’re there, Zhongli,” he says. “Were you having fun watching me reject another girl?”

There’s a laugh, soft and rich, as Zhongli comes to stand next to him. “I simply found it amusing, to see Gongzi out of his element,” Zhongli has the nerve to say. “I have to say, mortal life suits you.”

Gongzi sighs again, leaning against Zhongli and resting his head on his shoulder. “But it doesn’t suit you,” Gongzi whines. “I miss going out on the battlefield and seeing you fight. What will you do if I get rusty, hmm? Will you take care of me, polish my blade and oil my shaft?” The double meaning doesn’t go missed if the way Zhongli’s ears turn red tell Gongzi anything. He simply gets another laugh for his troubles.

“But you make sure to not rust. I’ve heard from the millelith about the mysterious lack of hilichurls recently.”

“No you have not.”

Mortal life truly is boring. Gongzi knows his days as Vortex Vanquisher are long behind him, much like Zhongli’s days as Morax are over. It still does not stop the desire to go into battle, to be held in Zhongli’s firm grip and used to fell Liyue’s enemies. He has always been a weapon forged by blood and battle, made to fight even the strongest. By his and Zhongli’s hands was Osial sealed in the depths of Guyun, and Gongzi itches to relive those days.

But Morax wishes to be a mortal, now. He wishes to retire, to see his precious Liyue flourish without him, and Gongzi is ever the dutiful blade.

“Where do you want to go for dinner?” Gongzi asks, casually looping his arm around Zhongli’s.

“Wanmin has a new dish on the menu.”

“Sure. I got paid extra today, so get everything you want.”

And as a dutiful blade, he will at least make sure his archon is pampered even in this new mortal life.

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[Granblue Fantasy] Omegaverse AU

2018-06-13T05:36:04Z

Title: PercyGran ABO Drabble
Rating: T
Character(s): Percival, Lancelot, Gran
Fandom: Granblue Fantasy
Summary: Omegas heat cycles tend to sync up when in contact with each other long enough. It leads to some suffering.
Warning(s): Typical ABO AU warnings, slight nsfw near the end

( who did lan-chan bond with it mystery )

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[Granblue Fantasy] Drabble Collection 2

2018-05-10T06:57:10Z

Title: Drabble Collection 2
Rating: G
Fandom: Granblue Fantasy
Characters: Sandalphon, Lucifer, Ayer, Gran
Summary: LuciSan, Fake Dating AU/GranAyer, the best gift for a martial artist is tape. These are prompts I took from twitter as warmup!
Warning(s): None

( two disasters try to survive results debatable )

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[Granblue] MMOblues

2018-03-10T07:01:03Z

Title: MMOblues
Rating: G
Fandom: Granblue Fantasy
Characters: Gran, Djeeta, Sandalphon
Summary: The hottest MMO game around, Granblue, attracts interesting people. And interesting people have interesting lives--especially if they're in the same guild.
Warning(s): Shenanigans

( gran pays no money and gets the best shit djeeta is salty )

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[Granblue Fantasy] The Glory 1/??

2018-03-07T07:38:34Z

Title: The Glory
Rating: G (M overall)
Fandom: Granblue Fantasy
Characters: Gran, Vyrn, Katalina Alize, Percival
Summary: The Erste Empire invades the kingdom of Zinkenstill, and Gran flees in hopes of seeking aid from the Enforcers. Instead, he ends up crash landing in Wales and meeting the younger brother of Wales' lord, Percival. AKA that one AU loosely based off of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.
Warning(s): None

( Djeeta is like Ephraim and Gran is like Eirika change my mind )

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[Granblue Fantasy] Divine Intervention

2018-03-02T17:12:49Z

Title: Divine Intervention
Rating: G
Fandom: Granblue Fantasy
Character(s): Gran, Lyria, Sandalphon, Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, Uriel
Summary: Gran wakes up housing the primarchs in his body, and life suddenly gets a bit more difficult for the Singularity.
Warning(s): None

( RIP Gran's Sleep Schedule )

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[Band Yarouze] The Wolf at Night 2/?

2018-02-15T04:57:29Z

Title: The Wolf at Night 2/?
Rating: T (overall rating E)
Fandom: Band Yarouze
Character(s): Takara Kyo, Shinonome Yamato
Summary: Their days continue on idly, but peace does not last forever.
Warning(s): None

( the moon looks down )

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[Band Yarouze] The Wolf at Night 1/?

2017-11-22T08:48:40Z

Title: The Wolf at Night, 1/?
Rating: T (overall story is E)
Fandom: Band Yarouze!
Character(s): Takara Kyo, Shinonome Yamato
Summary: Yamato Shinonome arrives to town on a new moon, and with him he brings mystery and feelings Kyo can't seem to sort out. Werewolf AU, inspired by their Halloween cards.
Warning(s): slight violence/gore

( the wolf calls for sanctuary )

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[Build] No

2017-10-19T02:04:25Z

Title: No
Rating: G
Fandom: Kamen Rider Build
Character(s): Banjou Ryuuga, Kiryuu Sento
Summary: Sento is relentless. Ryuuga is a wall.
Warning(s): None

( Crouching Rabbit, Hidden Dragon )

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[Band Yarouze] Blush

2017-07-25T21:06:40Z

Title: Blush
Rating: G
Fandom: Band Yarouze
Character(s): Shinonome Yamato, Takara Kyo
Summary: The prettiest shade of pink.
Warning(s): None

Kyo flushes a pretty shade of pink--it covers the back of his neck and creeps up to tickle at the shells of his ears. It’s pleasant, a soft shade that tinges pale skin, and it always makes Yamato want to kiss his nape.

“Cute,” he mumbles, fingers idly tracing a line up Kyo’s spine. “Really cute.”

“...you always say that,” Kyo mumbles in response. He’s blushing, brows furrowed, mouth twisted, and Yamato laughs. He does always say that, and he can’t help it when it’s true.

“Then you’re beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, amazing, stu--mmph!”

Kyo’s palm covers Yamato’s mouth, his head bowed and his ears red. Yamato’s eyes crinkle in mirth, his grin getting wider. There’s so much more he can add on, so much more he can say, but for now he’ll settle with staying quiet.

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[Original] Rudrall

2017-07-18T19:19:34Z

Title: Rudrall
Rating: T
Summary: A knight and his prince swear an oath.
Warning(s): None

( The Mad Lion of Erfstol )

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[Aspen Grove] Prologue

2017-06-21T20:26:33Z

Title: The Aspen Grove, Prologue
Rating: G
Fandom: Ensemble Stars
Character(s): Morisawa Chiaki, Tenshouin Eichi
Summary: And as they stand amidst the Aspen Trees, weary and tired, they try to connect once more. A prince and his knight, lost in the snow of the grove, and their tentative relationship.
Warning(s): none this chapter

( the trees rise in the snow, silent watchers of their sorrow )

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[Fire Emblem] To Find

2017-06-08T14:44:38Z

Title: To Find
Rating: G
Fandom: Fire Emblem
Character(s): Lyn, Eliwood, Hector
Summary: Eliwood broods, and Lyn and Hector reassure.
Warning(s): spoilers for FE7 endgame

( Ninian is the most doting aunt on the face of Elibe )

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YamaKyo Ficlets

2017-06-06T16:30:12Z

Title: Drabble Collection #1
Rating: M
Fandom: Band Yarouze
Character(s): Shinonome Yamato, Takara Kyo
Summary: After performance adrenaline rush/ Yamato has an oral fetish
Warning: none

( Yamato has a hard candy stash )

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[Band Yarouze] Injuries

2017-05-31T16:59:48Z

Title: Injuries
Rating: G
Fandom: Band Yarouze
Character(s): Shinonome Yamato, Takara Kyo
Summary: An angel and his knight in a moment of peace, contemplating the future. Angel and Knight AU.
Warning(s): None

( Let me protect you just a bit longer )

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[Enstars/Band Yarouze] 100%

2017-03-13T18:47:59Z

Title: 100%
Rating: G
Fandom: Ensemble Stars, Band Yarouze
Character(s): Morisawa Chiaki, Shinonome Yamato
Summary: They're half-brothers, but that doesn't lessen their bond at all. AU where Chiaki and Yamato are brothers with same mother, different dads--have you seen them?? Honestly I 100% screwed myself over with this.
Warning(s): sad???

( Yamato called Chiaki 'Aniki' once and Chiaki cried )

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[Goseiger] Angel Hugs

2017-02-22T21:20:16Z

Title: Angel Hugs
Rating: G
Fandom: Super Sentai (Goseiger, Shinkenger, Gokaiger, Go Busters, Kyoryuger)
Character(s): Alata, Shiba Takeru, Captain Marvelous, Sakurada Hiromu, Kiryu Daigo
Summary: The Goseigers are actual angelic horrors and Alata is a red who believes in the magic of hugs. Old fic from a couple years back I decided to post. Intensely, high key, Takeru/Alata lmao.
Warning(s): None

( Angelic Horror Birb Alata )

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[Ensemble Stars] Partner

2017-01-04T16:25:25Z

Title: Partner
Rating: G
Fandom: Ensemble Stars
Character(s): Anzu, Akehoshi Subaru, Sakasaki Natsume
Summary: Partner weapons and blacksmiths and baggage. Living Weapons AU.
Warning(s): None

( Anzu's got her work cut out for her )

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