[Arc V] Things you DIDN'T need to know

[duckiesandlemons]

Title:  Things you DIDN'T need to know
Rating:  T for Teen
Characters:  Hiiragi Yuzu, Koutsu Masumi, Sakaki Yuuya, Sawatari Shingo
Summary:  He's like my pure, innocent little brother, like, he shouldn't be doing these things I shouldn't know he's doing these things!  AKA Yuzu might actually be the brocon
Warning(s):  Bad Jokes, maybe I should change this journal to bad jokes and monster boys

 

2:30

That’s what the clock reads in bright, obnoxious red numbers.

It is two thirty in the morning, Masumi on her left sleeping peacefully, and Yuzu is still haunted by the events from earlier.  She’s tried to sleep, she has, but there are certain things about your best friend’s love life you ust really didn’t need to know.

Yuzu rolls over.

She stares at the clock.

2:31

It taunts her.

Much like her memories.

She really needs to sleep.

Yuzu shifts again, Masumi stirs.

“Yuzu,” her voice is groggy, thick with sleep, “go the fuck to sleep.”  Yuzu’s pretty sure Masumi would be a lot more eloquent if she had been more awake.

“I can’t though,” Yuzu says, and turns so she’s facing Masumi.  Masumi also rolls onto her side, arm slinging over Yuzu’s shoulders.  Sleepy red stare back at all too awake blue.

“Do you need medicine?” Masumi mumbles.  “Or something else?”

“Goodnight kisses wouldn’t work in this case,” Yuzu sighs.  “I’m just--so you know how we were invited to that beach party earlier today right?”

“It’s hard not to, considering Sawatari made a fool of himself as always,” Masumi huffs.  She’s already pulled Yuzu in a bit closer.

“Sawatari’s part of the reason,” Yuzu is still thinking on it, “I mean, he’s the start of it.  It happened when you were off getting more sunscreen for me.”

Yuzu almost misses how Masumi’s brow furrows.

“If that dumbass did anything--”

“No, not to me, well,” Yuzu worries at her lip, “how do I start…well, I may have figured out how Yuuya and Reiji engage in foreplay.”

Masumi chokes.

“Why on earth would you think of that of all things--”

“Well Sawatari challenged Yuuya to this dumb contest like who can break watermelon cooler or something like that and--”

It’s best to start from the beginning.

Yuzu had been sitting under a beach umbrella to escape the sun until Masumi came back with more sunscreen.  Mainly because Yuuri (the jackass) had used most of it on himself (complete with attempts to get Yuuya or Serena to rub it on his back but both had shot him down) and Shun was also slathered in it (courtesy of Ruri and Yuuto).  No surprise, they were two of the palest, but Yuzu herself was pretty up there in “really needed sunscreen as to not turn into a boiled lobster.”

So Masumi offered, went to go get sunscreen, and the first words out of Sawatari’s mouth were--

“Yuuya, let’s have a watermelon contest!”

“A what?”

Yuuya was so confused from what Sawatari had said he missed the pretty impressive spike coming from team Tsukikage-Hikage and got nailed in the head pretty bad.  Team Yuuya-Gongenzaka were officially out for the count.

“A summer beach party is not complete without busting open a watermelon,” Sawatari pointed at Yuuya.  “In this case, multiple ones!  Let’s see who can break one open the coolest!”

“Shingo,” Yuuya groaned, getting up with help from Gongenzaka and rubbing his head, “you do that as a group you don’t make a contest from it--”

“Are you chickening out, Sakaki Yuuya?”

“No, I’m just saying--”

“Then let’s begin!”

“Really,” Yuzu mumbled, “that’s just as ridiculous as that eating contest from earlier.”

Yuugo and Rin successfully stumbled back out of the ocean, high fiving each other and with surfboards under arm.  Sawatari was already setting up the watermelon.

“It’s summer, they can do what they want,” Yuzu was joined by Reiji.  With the beach volleyball match postponed he had no need to be referee anymore and could go back to doing...whatever it is he does underneath the shade of the umbrella.

“But this?”

Sawatari announced, victoriously, that he could smash said watermelon open with his head.  Yuuya continued to question if that was a smart idea or not come on Shingo let’s just let the kids break it open or something.  But he was ignored as usual, and Sawatari was about to smash that watermelon open with his head and send himself to the hospital if Yuuya hadn’t pulled it away in time.

“Look, okay, I know how to settle this and we can let the kids break open the next one--”

“So you’d deny me a turn--”

“Saving you some hospital bills geeze be thankful!”

And of course they gathered a crowd, too.  Yuzu remembers this part best because Sawatari and Yuuya always attract attention even when they don’t mean to.  Yuuya had even sent a cheeky wink in their direction, which Yuzu knew had been meant for Reiji.

“And this,” Yuzu buries her face in Masumi’s chest, “is where it gets ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous--it’s ridiculous enough as it is I can’t believe I somehow managed to miss all of that.”

Which Masumi should be thankful for, Yuzu thinks.

Because she remembers how Yuuya had calmly placed the watermelon between his thighs.  She remembers how Shun had absolutely panicked and tried to cover Ayu and Reira’s eyes while still trying to preserve the sand castle they had been building together.  Yuzu remembers how Tatsuya and Futoshi were kept busy by Ruri and Yuuto and how Gongenzaka turned beet red and started stammering Yuuya’s name.

But most of all Yuzu remembers how she saw Reiji smirk and mumble, “Of course, Yuuya, I understand.”

Right before Yuuya squeezed his thighs together and crushed that watermelon.  It popped, he had watermelon juice soaking the insides of his thighs, and he called for whoever wanted to gather the edible bits and to get the kids ready for properly breaking the other watermelon open.

Sawatari had stood their flabbergasted.

“And after that Yuuya just says he’s going to clean up and Reiji calmly gets up to follow him,” Yuzu shudders, “when they came back Yuuya was flushed and I’m pretty sure I saw hickies down his thighs.”

Masumi pats her on the back, “That is pretty tasteless.  Although why would it bother you for this long?”

“Yuuya’s like a brother,” Yuzu wails, “I’d like to continue thinking him pure and innocent you know!”

“Well, next time we’ll just return the favor.”

“Masumi, what do you mean--”

Masumi grins at her, “Your fingers play the piano beautifully--and other things.”

Yuzu flushes.

 

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[sakakiyuuya]

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[duckiesandlemons]

you're welcome friend :'>